Monday, July 12, 2010

Some simple scripts about how life is

$ cat husband.sh

#!/bin/bash
while (! dead || ! beggar)
do
wife.speak > /dev/null
chmod 707 me.c
rm -rf wife/
echo -e "relief"
mkdir newgirlfriend
wait 946707779000
./marriage newgirlfriend
done

read this as
1. Start loop.
2. anything wife says goes to junk.
3. The groups are (yourself, your woman, other women). chmod 707 => Make yourself available to yourself and other women but not to your wife.
4. Finally get rid of her.
5. Sigh of relief.
6. Make new girlfriend.
7. Wait three years (in seconds).
8. Execute marriage with newgirlfriend. marriage is a separate script with different commands.
9. Repeat process till not dead or not a beggar.

$ cat marriage.sh

#!/bin/bash
 if [[ "$gender" == "male" ]]
   then
echo "Todo : Buy a ring, be on time and remember to say the right name."
 else
echo "Todo : .... Stack overflow ...."
 fi

Self-explanatory.

I got the idea of writing these scripts while reading the boring Tips & Tricks section of this months Linux For You.

2 comments:

siddhobokul said...

How did you become husband in the first place? Did you use the same marriage.sh script or some other script called manipulation.sh ???

siddhobokul said...

How did you become husband in the first place? Did you use the same marriage.sh script or some other script called manipulation.sh ???

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