Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Answers to some crazy questions

If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat? Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die? Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first? In our country,we have freedom for speech,then why telephone bills? If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it building when its already built? If its true that we are here to help others, for what others are here for? If you aren't suppose to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots? We are FUNNY People LIVING IN A SERIOUSLY FUNNY WORLD :- |)

Answers -
Q : If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?
A : Because they always tend to overeat after a good swim.

Q:
Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
A: Because Charon's fees has increased a lot lately.
It is like wanting to go to Vegas but not being able to afford it.

Q: Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first?
A: No. It is gender discrimination.

Q:
In our country,we have freedom for speech,then why telephone bills?
A: Because words are converted to electrical signals which are taxable.

Q:
If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches?
A:
Because that is the quickest way for a weed to grow.

Q:
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
A: Because, Italians like to put round things in square holes.

Q: Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
A: It does. But we only take out the portion that is inside the walls of the bottle.

Q: Why do you still call it building when its already built?
A: We know the building is already built. You know the building is is already built. But does the building know.

Q: If you aren't suppose to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
A: To park horses. Unfortunately, people violate law by using it for parking cars.





3 comments:

●๋•ℓαναηŷα ∂ мαѕтєя мιη∂●๋• said...

very very very very very true....
i luve these answers...:)

Krystal Smith said...

I never thought about the world in this way ! My brain hurts lol

Krystal Smith said...

I never thought about the world in this way ! My brain hurts lol

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